Private Coaching for Witches, Wise Women, and Weirdos

Hard at work I mean getting paid to hang out with nice ladies and babies and goats while drinking home made kombucha and talking about menstruation. Not your dream? No problem! The point is, you have a divine purpose and it is absolutely possible to be paid to just do that all day, whatever "that" may be!

Hard at work I mean getting paid to hang out with nice ladies and babies and goats while drinking home made kombucha and talking about menstruation. Not your dream? No problem! The point is, you have a divine purpose and it is absolutely possible to be paid to just do that all day, whatever "that" may be!

Who wants to play a game with me? It goes like this. First, manifest a sum of money, you know the way. You can pretend it belongs to you for as long as feels good to you. Then at the perfect time, come see me for one of my services. You know the one, and also it matters not which one. You know this too! They are but portals, so don’t over think things, just come! I will do and say entertaining things and pretend to heal you, but really your healing occurs because you asked for it with great sincerity and the spirit doctors and triage nurses of the universe agreed it was your turn. I will enjoy my front row seat and occasional ever so slight facilitation of this exchange immensely, and am deeply honored to bear witness to the mystery of you, revealed, one glimmer at a time. And one day soon, when all this nonsense about uncertainty, illness and lack is behind you, and you present confidently in this dimension as your full self, bursting with unique and valuable offerings that people can’t wait to pay you lots of money for, then we will play the game again, and I will manifest whatever amount of money you need to charge to be well, to offer sustainably, and I will come, and receive the goodness you are offering- so this thing called money, let us never forget IT’S NOT REAL! It’s just the finger pointing to the moon, not the moon itself, just an altar item to help us make contact with each others essence- if you pass some over to me, I will pass it back to you (or to someone else who will pass it to you, etc…). We can just keep doing this game into infinity or as long as we still enjoy this whole business of being separate entities!

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